Rap Women

This list is a tribute to the women pioneers who broke through the extremely dude-centered genre of rap. The range is impressive: At one end, we have Queen Latifah, who I hope will be my best friend in my next life. She just radiates positive energy, and she probably has a lot of hot gay friends she would be happy to fix you up with. At the other end, MC Lyte scares the **** out of me.

Rap AllMusic page

Public Enemy

Because I am a shameless name-dropper, I will let everyone know that in my sophomore year of college, I lived across the hall from Alison Stewart, who later became a news correspondent for MTV and MSNBC, among others. She once gave me a tour of MTV Studios in New York, and also hosted an MTV event at a warehouse in Oakland—back when we had real warehouses, before they all got converted into lofts going for $2,000+ per month. When I walked into the party in this almost pitch-black, cavernous space, the DJ was blasting “Welcome to the Terrordome.” In that moment I honestly felt for the first time that music could bring about profound—if not necessarily peaceful— social change.

Public Enemy AllMusic page

OutKast

Max used to play baseball with a kid named Chris. Chris is a big bruiser (think post-anger Incredible Hulk, minus the green skin) who has the sweetest personality and the cutest laugh you’ve ever come across. Chris once told me that he loved OutKast because they are weird. He is correct.

OutKast AllMusic page

Notorious B.I.G.

Well, he was certainly big, and I would say that getting shot makes a good case for being notorious. Bonus points for sampling Diana Ross’s unintentional gay anthem “I’m Coming Out” in his biggest (no pun intended) hit.

Notorious B.I.G. AllMusic page

Native Tongues

They started out all peace-n-love, but pretty soon De La Soul decided they were thugs and Q-Tip did a video that was basically four minutes of watching a woman’s a** shake. Oh, and they all fought and decided they weren’t friends anymore. How did we get from “Potholes on My Lawn” to all that?

A Tribe Called Quest AllMusic page

Black Sheep AllMusic page

De La Soul AllMusic page

Jungle Brothers AllMusic page

Nas

I am among a large majority who thinks that Illmatic is the best rap album of all time. I am in a much smaller minority (one, maybe?) who thinks pretty much everything Nas has done after that has been … ehhh. I am sure that he cares a lot about that as he is lighting cigars with $100 bills.

Nas AllMusic page

Mos Def/Talib Kweli/Black Star

As musch as I will admit that Mos Def and Talib Kweli are mad talented, I would really appreciate it if they could explain how using “b***h” and homophobic slurs qualifies as “conscious rap.”

Mos Def AllMusic page

Talib Kweli AllMusic page

Black Star AllMusic page

LL Cool J

I know he went from bad boy to pop faster than you can say “sellout,” but I could still look at LL Cool J all day. Listen to. I mean, listen to.

LL Cool J AllMusic page

Jay-Z

Not a fan. When one of your themes is, “My father left when I was 12, so you can’t blame me for becoming a drug dealer …” Look: Between the two of them, my kids lived in a total of 11 homes by the time the oldest was seven. They have never met—or even know who are—their biological parents. And neither, last time I checked, had yet to commit a misdemeanor, let alone a felony. Just saying.

Jay-Z AllMusic page

Hieroglyphics/Del the Funky Homosapien

OAKLAND IN THE HOUSE! Besides just genuinely being awesome, props to the Hieros for regularly putting on a free outdoor music festival downtown. And bigger props to Del for using a line from Liberace (!) as one of his album titles.

Hieroglyphics AllMusic page

Del the Funky Homosapien AllMusic page