Simon & Garfunkel/ Paul Simon

Given that I am the egghead white father of two non-white sons, you might think I’d be a big fan of egghead white Paul Simon and his exploration (co-option?) of pretty much every non-white musical style ever invented. You would be wrong. (On the other hand, I had an Uncle Al and a Cousin Betty who were indeed “pals” and who both died prematurely, so the song about Al and Betty always brings a lump to my throat, for reasons Mr. Simon never intended.)

Paul Simon AllMusic page

Simon & Garfunkel AllMusic page

Seventies Heartland Rock

The 70s gave us the post-Stonewall gay rights movement, women’s lib, a well-meaning, if not entirely successful, attempt at true nationwide school desegregation (aka busing) … and REO Speedwagon.

Oh well, you can’t win ’em all.

Bob Seger AllMusic page

Kansas AllMusic page

REO Speedwagon AllMusic page

Styx AllMusic page

Seventies Album Rock

It’s hard to argue that there’s much that is “influential, important, or interesting” about this music. But Journey was Daveon’s favorite band for awhile, so I had to get them in here somewhere. Plus, I actually kind of like Boston (while Max detests them, so go figure).

Boston AllMusic page

Foreigner AllMusic page

Journey AllMusic page

Santana

I suppose I should love Santana, given that he lives in the Bay Area, is vaguely Latin jazz-y, and is all about peace and love.

I don’t.

Santana AllMusic page

Rush

I just got back from Canada, and while it’s nice and pleasant at all, the thing that always strikes me about it is that there’s no edge, no funk. I like it “fine,” which is pretty much the same as I feel for all-Canadian, funk-free band Rush.

Rush AllMusic page

Rolling Stones

I’m not sure what’s more impressive: The fact that these guys have been around and kicking for more than 50 years basically intact, or the fact that for the last 40 of those years they haven’t released anything worth listening to. (Note: Every time he sneezes, Mick Jagger makes $10 million. I’m sure he cares—a lot—about my opinion.)

Rolling Stones AllMusic page

Rod Stewart/Faces

On the list of musicians who actually have talent and completely threw it away, Rod Stewart probably ranks right at the top. “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy”? Number one, no. Number two, even when my kid was five and had a speech impediment, he knew how to spell and pronounce “do.”

Rod Stewart AllMusic page

Faces AllMusic page

Rockpile/Brinsley Schwarz/Dave Edmunds/Nick Lowe

The complicated history of these players and groups deserves a blog of its own. But my mom likes Dave Edmunds, and  Nick Lowe released an album called Pinker and Prouder Than Previous, which sounds like a gay anthem, even though I’m pretty sure he’s not gay. So that must count for something.

Rockpile AllMusic page

Brinsley Schwarz AllMusic page

Dave Edmunds AllMusic page

Nick Lowe AllMusic page

Rockabilly

How is “rockabilly” different from “early rock and roll”? Is rockabilly different from early rock and roll? No idea. But I like the song “Summertime Blues,” so I needed a way to get it onto a list somehow.

Rockabilly AllMusic page

Robyn Hitchcock

See Jonathan Richman. Swap in “Robyn Hitchcock.”

Bonus points for the lyric, “And balloon man/Blew up/In my hand.” What does that even mean?

Robyn Hitchcock AllMusic page