Bruce Springsteen

BROOOOOOOOOOOOCE!! Nope, I don’t get it. Maybe it would make more sense if I liked girls named Wendy—or girls at all, for that matter. Points for being dependably lefty, though.

Bruce Springsteen AllMusic page

British Invasion

This is basically all the dudes who weren’t the Beatles, Stones, Who, or Kinks. I’ll get to the ladies—who have their own special awesomeness—a little later.

British Invasion AllMusic page

Bob Marley

I never understood the connection between white frat boys and reggae until a fried of mine said, “weed.” Then I understood the connection perfectly.

Bob Marley AllMusic page

Bob Dylan

My favorite (only?) Bob Dylan memory is my mother and I watching him sing “Serve Somebody” on Saturday Night Live sometime around 1979. Which brings up the question, what was my conservative Catholic mother doing watching Saturday Night Live? And why did she let her 13-year-old son stay up to watch it with her?

Bob Dylan AllMusic page

Bo Diddley

Forget hits—he has a whole beat named after him. That is the epitome of awesome.

Bo Diddley AllMusic page

Bjork/Sugarcubes

You know what’s fun? Sitting on the green at college with your friends singing along to “Birthday” (“singing” = humming during the verses and then screaming out the chorus, which is basically screaming). Also: swan dress. Go Bjork.

Bjork AllMusic page

Sugarcubes AllMusic page

Billie Holiday

This list was starting to feel a little pop/rock heavy, but with Bessie, Betty, and now Billie in a row, I guess things are balancing out. There are times when I literally can’t listen to Billie Holiday—there’s so much pain there, it’s kind of overwhelming.

Billie Holiday AllMusic page

Betty Carter

I’ve only written two fan letters in my life. One was to Betty Carter. I’ve also only seen one artist live more than once in my life. You guessed it: Betty Carter (4 times, I think). Her voice ain’t pretty, but … damn. RIP Betty Carter.

Betty Carter AllMusic page

Bessie Smith

I’d rather listen to Bessie Smith’s “I Ain’t Go Nobody” than David Lee Roth’s any day. I realize that’s not saying much. Also, the rumor is that she liked girls. For a black woman in the 1920s, that’s saying kind of a lot.

Bessie Smith AllMusic page

Beatles

Sure. YOU try picking a top 10 list for the Beatles. It’s bad enough they had 800 #1 hits. They also had 800 styles, genres, etc. The only no-brainer is “Here Comes the Sun”—that might be my favorite song of all time.

Beatles AllMusic page