Fun facts about Hall & Oates: 1) They once appeared on an album cover in full make-up—because, why not?; 2) They are the first group to take a song containing the word “b***h” all the way to #1; 3) My friend Chuck is a dead ringer for Oates (also, Cat “Peace Train/Kill Salman Rushdie” Stevens), which might explain his intense and possibly unhealthy passion for the group; and 4) They’ve been together 40 years, and still no one is exactly sure what Oates does.
Month: January 2015
Groove Instrumental
Alternately known as “bachelor pad music,” which implies “music for straight dudes.” As a gay man, I guess my soundtrack is supposed to include Madonna or Judy Garland—but I’d rather listen to “Grazing in the Grass” any day.
Grateful Dead
Bleccch. I know, I live near San Francisco—I’ve been to the Greek Theater! Many times!—and just … bleccch.
Go-Go
There was a brief time in the late 80s where critics predicted go-go would be the next national craze, rivaling hip-hop in popularity. This turned out to be a bit optimistic: Even given the huge success of E. U.’s “Da Butt,” I’m pretty sure that, all by themselves, the Go-Gos (the group) outsold all the go-go (the genre) acts combined.
Glam
For all the bad things one can say about the 70s (and as a child of the 70s, I’ve got a laundry list from here to Alabama), one good thing from that era was male rockers feeling comfortable performing in makeup and outfits that even RuPaul would dismiss as “too gaudy.” Come to think of it, that might be the best thing to say about the 70s.
Gladys Knight & the Pips
Gladys Knight seems like the happiest person ever—kind of the female equivalent of Al Green. Then again, she’s apparently a devout Mormon, so maybe happiness is a job requirement. (And Al is a reverend … I am spotting a trend here …)
Girl Groups
Things I resent, part 1: Being born in the mid 60s, I was a couple of years too late to hear these songs on top 40 radio all the time. WOULD IT KILL SOMEONE TO WRITE A HAPPY SONG ONCE IN A WHILE? (Not you, Pharrell … you did your job … thanks.)
George Clinton/ Parliament/Funkadelic
George Clinton is part of that the lineage (Sun Ra, Yma Sumac, etc.) that makes a pretty good argument that at some point space aliens invaded earth and took the form of musicians in a variety of genres. Space aliens or no, if the British Empire had been run by Parliament (the group) instead of Parliament (the government body), the world would be a much cooler place.
Garage/Surf
Because I like to make things up, I always thought “garage” rock and “surf” rock were pretty much the same thing. Now that I am more educated, I know they are quite different—surf is more guitar-heavy, with generally no lyrics, while garage is more drum-heavy, with lyrics that don’t make any sense. I’m keeping them lumped together, though, under the category “Songs that were played at every frat party I ever attended.”
Frank Zappa
Given how much I like the weird and unusual in music, you’d think I’d be a huge Frank Zappa fan. Truth be told, the only Zappa song I know is “Valley Girl” from the 80s. At least I have the decency to be embarrassed about that.
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