Smiths/Morrissey

I KNOW. The gay police confiscated my ID card years ago. Sorry, if this is what we get as a spokesperson—mopey AND mean—well, blecch.

Morrissey AllMusic page

Smiths AllMusic page

Sly & the Family Stone

Everybody Is a Star! You Can Make It If You Try! I – I – I AM EVERYDAY PEOPLE!

I love this group.

Sly & the Family Stone AllMusic page

Ska

I will admit that it was only after I heard English Beat’s version of “Tears of a Clown” that I understood the line, “Just like Pagliacci did.” Now I need to figure out who Pagliacci is. (Jokes like this were a lot funnier before Google.)

Ska AllMusic page

Sixties Soul Music

This is another catch-all category, but there was so much amazing soul music in the 60s that I couldn’t let these songs go unpresented. Any music blog that doesn’t include “Sweet Soul Music” or “Higher and Higher” is a blog I don’t want any part of.

Soul AllMusic page

Sixties British Female Singers

This one is probably right up there with Girl Groups as my favorite list. Why are women so much better than men musically, as well as in general? As a boy who likes boys, this explains a lot about my dating life.

Cilla Black AllMusic page

Dusty Springfield AllMusic page

Lulu AllMusic page

Marianne Faithful AllMusic page

Mary Hopkin AllMusic page

Petula Clark AllMusic page

Sixties Blue-Eyed Soul

Could somebody explain to me how the 60s morphed into the 70s? If pot mellows you out and coke speeds you up, shouldn’t the music of the 70s have been louder and rougher than what came before? Did Gerald Ford numb everyone to death? Please help me understand how Mitch Ryder turned into Robert Palmer! Please!

Blue-Eyed Soul AllMusic page

Simon & Garfunkel/ Paul Simon

Given that I am the egghead white father of two non-white sons, you might think I’d be a big fan of egghead white Paul Simon and his exploration (co-option?) of pretty much every non-white musical style ever invented. You would be wrong. (On the other hand, I had an Uncle Al and a Cousin Betty who were indeed “pals” and who both died prematurely, so the song about Al and Betty always brings a lump to my throat, for reasons Mr. Simon never intended.)

Paul Simon AllMusic page

Simon & Garfunkel AllMusic page

Shirley Horn

In the 80s, the Verve record label was revived, and in turn decided to revive the careers of some notable female jazz vocalists who had fallen into obscurity. Tops among them were Joe’s favorite Betty Carter, Abbey “You gotta pay the band, even if you spend most of your time yelling at them” Lincoln, and Ms. “Here’s to Life” herself, Shirley Horn.

Shirley Horn AllMusic page

Seventies Soul/Folk Women

This is basically a made-up category, but as a child of the 70s, I wanted to recognize the brief period where there were a number of female artists whose music and lyrics pretty much identified them as folk singers, but who had a rich, soulful delivery that Joan Baez would probably sell all her diamonds for. (The one dude I can think of in this category was Donny Hathaway, who will get his own list in round two.) (Also, I promise not to make any jokes about Janis Ian, even though I think “At Seventeen” is the most unintentionally hilarious song ever. As a gay guy who went to an all-boys Catholic high school, I know those years can be tough. But good Lord—get a grip, woman.)

Janis Ian AllMusic page

Maria Muldaur AllMusic page

Minnie Riperton AllMusic page

Phoebe Snow AllMusic page

Roberta Flack AllMusic page

Seventies Heartland Rock

The 70s gave us the post-Stonewall gay rights movement, women’s lib, a well-meaning, if not entirely successful, attempt at true nationwide school desegregation (aka busing) … and REO Speedwagon.

Oh well, you can’t win ’em all.

Bob Seger AllMusic page

Kansas AllMusic page

REO Speedwagon AllMusic page

Styx AllMusic page