Techno Pop

When “Sweet Dreams” came out in 1983, it was my favorite song of the year by far. My sisters, who were more in the “rockin’ to REO Speedwagon” school, thought I was a weirdo. Thirty years later, not much has changed.

Synth Pop AllMusic page

Talking Heads

When I was in college, a guy I knew said semiotics (is that a thing anymore?) was the best theoretical system, because all other systems were based on some kind of floor, and in semiotics, there was no floor. And I was like, “But if you say ‘there is no floor,’ isn’t that your floor?”

Oh yeah: He was a big Talking Heads fan.

Talking Heads AllMusic page

Supremes

I could have easily put this list under “D,” and I’m sure Diana Ross has already contacted her lawyers to come after me. But to me the group awesomeness was all about Mary and Flo, even if they weren’t so great in the romantic advice department.

Supremes AllMusic page

Stevie Wonder

If you ever want to make your kids feel bad, remind them that if they live to be 100, they will never accomplish as much as Stevie Wonder did by age 20. On the other hand, they will probably never write a song as dippy as “I Just Called to Say I Love You,” so things kind of even out.

Stevie Wonder AllMusic page

Steve Miller Band

“Abra/Abra/Cadabra/I want to reach out and grab ya.” Those are real lyrics, to a real song.

Steve Miller Band AllMusic page

Steely Dan

Steely Dan is two guys and an endlessly rotating cast of musicians. And yet, all their songs sound exactly the same! And when the two leads have released solo albums … they sound exactly like Steely Dan! So clearly Steely Dan is really one guy, a computer, and a bunch of holograms.

Steely Dan AllMusic page

Southern Rock

When Pete and I were about 16, we went to see a documentary about Lynyrd Skynyrd at the University of Delaware movie theater. If you’ve ever met either of us, you might wonder, “Why on earth did you go see a documentary about Lynyrd Skynyrd?” I have no idea, either.

Southern Rock AllMusic page

Smiths/Morrissey

I KNOW. The gay police confiscated my ID card years ago. Sorry, if this is what we get as a spokesperson—mopey AND mean—well, blecch.

Morrissey AllMusic page

Smiths AllMusic page

Sixties British Female Singers

This one is probably right up there with Girl Groups as my favorite list. Why are women so much better than men musically, as well as in general? As a boy who likes boys, this explains a lot about my dating life.

Cilla Black AllMusic page

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Sixties Blue-Eyed Soul

Could somebody explain to me how the 60s morphed into the 70s? If pot mellows you out and coke speeds you up, shouldn’t the music of the 70s have been louder and rougher than what came before? Did Gerald Ford numb everyone to death? Please help me understand how Mitch Ryder turned into Robert Palmer! Please!

Blue-Eyed Soul AllMusic page