I could just cheat and put all 10 tracks from Thriller on here, but that would mean a) including the lousy McCartney duet (not “Say Say Say”—the other lousy McCartney duet), and b) skipping “Smooth Criminal,” which Daveon danced to and came in second in the All-Oakland Talent Show when he was about 10. On the plus side, Jackson has enough hits that I don’t need to include “Ben.”